Perhaps you have had hundreds of Excel to complete the financial expressions, maybe you have used Excel functions for complicated operations a thousand times, possibly you think that Excel also much, or even nobody new. However, we reiterated innumerable times daily in nearby to use all the capabilities in Excel is fair one per cent. Excel in the heading from some little-known tips to start, obtain a peep on the Excel Different customs.
 1, so namely another types of data using assorted colors
 in the payroll, if you want more than equal to the total wage of 2,000 yuan to greater than or equal to the total wages of 1,500 yuan,
 1. Open the Click the second drop-down box on the right button, select the Click the
 2. Click
 3. install is complete, press the
 see it payroll, payroll data is not according to your request that come in different colors.
 
 Second, a category drop-down account filled with items
 name of the affair we often want to enter into the table, the name in array to nourish consistency, the use of
 1. in Sheet2 in the name of the business at classification (such as
 2. Select A column (
 modeled on the above operation, the B, C ... ... column named such as the C column), the implementation of In the Enterprise
 need to enter the company name and then select the column (eg column D), and then open the C1), OKAY to exit.
 4. Select any cell in column C (eg, C4), click the right side of the drop-down button, select the appropriate Then select the cell corresponding to the D column cell (eg D4), click the drop-down button to the appropriate category business name from the list, select the name of the enterprise need to fill the cell.
 Tip: When printing a report in the future, if you do not need to print the
 Third, establish a
 1. the space in the toolbar right click, choose In the
 Click
 2. then in the (mutual document), and modeled it for the operation of the above named (such as
 repeat the above operations, multi-document list to add a few names.
 3. Select the distribution Hyperlink By pressing the
 repeat the above operation, the menu item and its corresponding workbook, the hyperlink documents together.
 4. After the need to open the
 Tip: Although we will
 four, making
 1. the implementation of the Select the .
 modeled on the above operation, one by one to record a special sign of the input of other good
 2. Open the A go zone in the toolbar.
 switch to the How numerous buttons).
 3. Select one of the
 4. Right-click the button after a name, in the following the shortcut menu, select exit.
 Repeat this step, the button to link with the corresponding macro.
 5. close the
 five, with
 1. Open the worksheet to publish, use the mouse without the need to print the row (or column) marked shuffle, select them and then right click in the shortcut menu that appears, select , will not need to print the row (or column) invisible.
 2. implementation
 3. the hidden rows (or columns) are displayed, and repeat the operation,
 4. After the need to print a form, open the , publishing what, on the toolbar click the
 six, so that data on demand if you want to sort
 divisions where workers are sorted according to these sectors is not the name of the pertinent information by either the Pinyin order, not by stroke order, how do? can be self- defined sequence order.
 1. perform The group, a workshop, 2 workshops, three workshops,
 2. Select the one of the drop-down button, select the just-defined sequence, by two
 seven
 the data sheet completely hidden part of the contents of the cell do not want to enabling observers to way, had it hidden.
 1. selected to conceal the contents of the cell (area), the implementation of
 2. and then switch to the
 3. the implementation of the
 after this set after the contents of the cell is no longer shown, is to use Excel's features can not be allowed to remove the sky.
 Tip:
 eight, so in English and Chinese input method appeared
 smart amending table, some cells to enter the English, and some cells to enter the Chinese input method is not convenient to switch another, why not set and let intelligent input method to adapt it?
 selected scope of cells to enter the Chinese, the implementation of tab, reception the Elected in the hereafter
 range of cells need to enter anyone one of the Chinese cell, Chinese input method (premier in the list input method Chinese input method 1) automatically open, was selected the additional cell, Chinese input method automatically closed.
 nine, so that
 1. the implementation of the
 2. In the then click
 3. If you need to enter this text in the future, simply enter
 ten, a custom function in Excel, though the rich
 Excel function, but it does not encounter entire our absences. We can customize a function to act decisive operations. Here,tods shoes, we define a enumerated from the trapezoid area function:
 1. The implementation of the
 2. In the window, execute
 3. the right of the defined function to complete.
 tin later use the built-in function is the same for using a custom function.
 Tip: Use the above methods defined in the corresponding function is routinely only used in the workbook.
 XI header following pictures
 lining additional to the backdrop of the worksheet is the lining in the plenary worksheet below, can not only lined the first in the table below it?
 1. execute → Background Worksheet
 2. while holding down the Ctrl key, right in the picture without lining cells (area) in drag, and select those cells (area).
 3. Click After this setting later, leaving the cell lining on the picture below, and the selected cell (area) not lining the picture below (in fact, is the picture to be
 Tip? lining the image beneath in the cell does not support publishing.
 second, with a hyphen get it (it is pretended that the B, C, D columns into one column.)
 1. in the D column, insert two empty columns (E, F series), and then enter the formula in cell D1: = B1 & C1 & D1.
 2. D1 cells again selected, use the
 3. Select the E array, the implementation of , press the
 4. the B, C,supra 2010, D, E col deleted, achievement of the merger work.
 Tip: Complete the steps from 1,vibram classic,2 combined efficacy has been achieved, but at this time if you delete B, C, D series, the formula error. And thus should be carried out step 3, the formula is converted to the same Performance of Students
 
 
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 friends often inquire, For this attention, I am here gives a simple way to use the function implementation.
 cached in student fulfilment is presumed here Sheet1 worksheet range of cells A1 to G64, which perform title 1, 2 acts subject name.
 1. Switch to Sheet2 worksheet, select cell A1, enter the formula: = IF (MOD (ROW (), 3) = 0, , sheet1,tods shoes 2011! Aū, INDEX (sheet1! $ A: $ G, INT (((ROW () +4) / 3) +1), COLUMN ())))。
 2. once again select the cell A1 , with the > At this point, the basic fashion results section, the following simple modified see.
 3. adjust the row altitude and column width, the same selected range of cells A1 to G2 (No. 1 student achievement bar area), according to The following operation).
 4. also selected range of cells A1 to G3, click on the To add a border all the results segment.
 press the What more applicable function. Excel box input requirements (such as related assist files, you can immediately determine the required function.
 fifth, while viewing a different worksheet in the multiple cells of data
 Sometimes we edit a worksheet (Sheet1), it is necessary View other work sheet (Sheet2,asics gel, Sheet3 ... ...) the contents of a cell, you can use Excel's .
 later, not matter in which the worksheet, simply open the > In before versions of Excel 2002 because the operation of a range of cells is too much difficulty to join a border, Excel 2002 which features a current development.
 Click the pull button, pop-up in the subsequent drop-down list, choose drop-down button, select a border style, and then in the range of cells you need to add drag and drip the frame, you can quickly draw the corresponding range of cells on the border.
 Tip: ① If you draw the wrong skeleton, does not matter, on the toolbar select Color >
 
 XVII Enter the text in specific cells controlling the length of
 Can you imagine when you enter the four digits of the cell was filled with a numeral, or entering txt in the cell number you have entered time, Excel will automatically determine, immediate analysis and pop-up warning, then be nice ah! To attain this function, the Excel, is also not tough.
 instance, we enroll the cursor to a the cell in order to enter the calculation of the unified and cozy, we hope that the Card alarm annual. style period distance,
 We know thateach time you open Excel, the software is always turned on by default multiple sheets. Thus we can see that Excel has a mighty addition to the processing power of unattached forms, more appropriate for multiple interrelated coordination table . to coordinate the federation, of lesson, first need to sync input. Therefore, in many cases, will need more than one table simultaneously in the same cell type the same content.
 So how do you edit a team of tables? First We click the first worksheet tab name ). At this point, we see the name of the title bar of Excel, a What, we base that change the format of how to do? First, we have to change the data format of the first table, and then click the time, Excel will pop up IX, change the text in the case of
 in Excel for form processing and data computing support is not the maximum mighty formula, neither is the database, but the function. Do not think that Excel, the function only for mathematics, in truth, at a time written into the contents of the table, Excel has a special function to edit it. such as changing the text of the case.
 in Excel 2002, provide by least three of the text case conversion function. They are: UPPER (source data grid), case, such as getting the first letter of each word is capitalized. For example, we have a form of cell A1 enter the lowercase the outcome the automobile will be will be the method save trouble, especially fknow next to nothing ofme of the message especially alike style, such as staff lists, location of origin and other information.
 quickly if we want to extract the cells from A4 caption, it is best to use to extract the digit of roles) grid, the number of symbols extracted) words, only in the target cell to enter and 5 words.
 the twenty-first, into the pedestal ordinal number words to English words into ordinal base is a more complex problem. for it is not a quite fixed pattern: Most of the figures into ordinal number is used in the Moreover, function, just write a formula that can be easily converted. do not believe, see: IF (OR (VALUE (RIGHT (A2)) = 1,2,3,, CHOOSE (RIGHT (A2), Despite the long list, but the meaning is very clear: ① If the number is to main and ordinal conversion words so easy and hasty implementation.
 XXII, filled with special characters and fiscal dealings with the median
 folk know, when filling in the paperback there is a conventional Safety Fill Law The elementary format is the formula to should be changed to REPT (pate paired with # # 0.00 worksheet consisting of plain text to create the histogram. It is also very simple rule, that is, the beautiful use of special symbols repeated according to a specified cell showing the results of the comparable effectiveness of different widths.
 example, we first Annual production of a balance sheet, and then The results have been ROUND (D3 * 100,0 )),> round to calculate the total number of words in the cell
 Sometimes, we may have the character of a cell in the number of amused need to calculate the aggregate number of words in the cell. To solve this problem, in adding to using the SUBSTITUTE > is to use Finally, the number of spaces +1 to draw the number of characters in the cell was.
 XXV, the euro conversion
 This is a new tool in Excel 2002. If you choose to install the Excel 2002 is the default, then it may not be in the . with the Excel window, the other functions, we can set the money conversion mouse equality EU list of other currencies. Of course, in order to exhibit the euro is more vocational, we can also click on the Excel toolbar, the p>
 
 
 accidentally deleted data revitalization
 
 accidentally, delete the wrong, and also empty the Recycle Bin, the assumed ah?
 by the time three steps, you can delete and vacant the Recycle Bin back your stuff
 
 
 steps:
 
 1, click the Enter regedit (open registry)
 
 2, expand: HEKEY--LOCAL--MACHIME/SOFTWARE/microsoft/WINDOWS / CURRENTVERSION / EXPLORER / DESKTOP / NAMESPACE outside the left margin click aboard
, select: Recycle Bin .
 
 to redo the microprocessor system, learn their own, can spend less money, ha ha [chart]
 
 one, ready to work:
 how to reinstall the computer system
 First, start the computer while holding down the DELETE key to enter BIOS, select Advanced BIOS Features option, and press the Enter key to enter setup. Select First Boot Device option, then press the keyboard Page Up or Page Down key to set the CD-ROM, so you can start the system to the disc.
 Second, the return to the main menu, save the BIOS settings. (Preservation method is to press F10, then press Y button)
 1. Prepared to simplified Chinese version of Windows XP Professional installation CD, and check the drive is aided from the begin.
 2. possible, ahead running the installer with all the hard disk to scan the hard disk peccadillo checking and repair, or install the program is running, such as checking that there is an error that will be hard very troublesome.
 3. file with the periodical records the production key to install (installation serial number).
 4. possible, with the driver export tool (such as: Driver Genius 2004 V1.9 Beta.exe) all under the original Windows XP driver backup to disk ( such as: F: Drive). Best to note the motherboard, network card, video card type and other important hardware manufacturers, pre-download the driver for use.
 5. If you want to format the C drive during the installation or the D drive (recommended format the C drive during installation), behind up the C drive or D drive profitable data.
 Second, start the system with a CD-ROM:
 (if you already know the way, work to the next step), reboot the system and the CD-ROM set First boot disk, save the settings and reboot. The XP installation CD into the drive, restart the computer. Just started, as shown when there is press the Enter key when the fast, otherwise the system can not boot XP CD. If you do not know the specific practices, please refer to the same with this -> how to get into pure DOS system:
 CD-ROM from the start, if no event to look the installation shade will appear as shown in Figure 1
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 prompted all Chinese, View original
 authorize accord, there is no alternative, according to partition, format the C drive if you have select the C partition, select a nice partition and press format, which become the file system format, or save an existing file system, a diversity of choice, but memorandum that the NTFS format to save disk space, amend security and depress disk fragmentation but there are many problems and MacOS 98/Me can not see the NTFS partition, here, choose Figure
 formatted C steer warning, reception F key ambition be ready apt format the c drive, there is shown in Figure 6 below the aboriginal
 
 
 view of the selected section C space than 2048M ( or 2G), FAT file system does not support more than 2048M of the disk partition, so the installer will use the FAT32 file system format to format C drive, press the br> View original image in Figure 7 is formatted C partition; only start with the CD or setup XP Setup boot floppy disks to cater during the installation process format the partition option; If you use MS-DOS shoe disk into DOS, escape i386  winnt to install XP, install the XP partition without formatting options. Format C partition is completed, there was under the percolate shown in Figure 8
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 Figure 8 to start copying files, duplicate the document behind the installation process initializes Windows configuration. and then the system will automatically restart in 15 seconds. restarts, there is shown in Figure 9 under
 
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 than 5 minutes afterward, while the hint appears when needed 33 minutes emulating diagram 10
 
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 choose regional and language settings The default value can be a straight point of the , click point Please memorize this password, Administrator System Administrator has the highest authority in the system, usually landing system does not require the account. Then click set do not say the plebiscite GMT, click br> View original
 allows you to choose the manner used by the web installation, select a typical set point
 
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 continue the installation, here after do not you partake in, the installation program will automatically complete the whole process. automatically restart after the installation is complete, the splash screen appears, as Figure 19
 
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 first start takes a long time, amuse be patient, followed by the welcome screen, set the system prompt, as shown 20
 
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 click the base right edge
 
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 here to create a broadband dial-up connection, not dial-up connection on the desktop shortcut, and dial-up connection the default name Connection Wizard after the establishment of broadband via dial-up connection, the dial-up connection on the desktop shortcut, and the default dial-up connection named Skip 22 shows
 
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 Telecom or China Unicom are currently using (ADSL) Residential consumers have accounts and passwords, so I chose step dial-up linkage the name of the shortcut menu, and if left blank the system will automatically build a file phoned > dial-up articulation has been established, Microsoft certainly ambition you to stimulate XP you, but even if there does no stimulate the 30-day trial duration, why the hurry? select button, as shown in Figure 25
 
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 you usually enter a user name to login the computer, click the Next button appears as shown below 26
 
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 Click Finish to complete the installation. the system will record off and record a new user. landing desktop as below 27
 
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 6, and find common icons
 On the desktop, point to Start -> Connect to -> broadband connection, as Figure 32
 
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 left point to the desktop space, you can see the desktop more than a property
 the bottom left of the diagram click on the
 
 
 
 
 
 
开心一下：
1.我不小心把“我爱你”误发给你了。如果你接受那就储存起来，如果你不接受，就把这三个字返发给我。
2.我觉得你真的不是个合格的朋友，你还是改行做我老婆吧！
3.玫瑰，你的；巧克力，你的；钻戒abercrombie & fitch ，你的；你，我的。
4.不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐得住干涸，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪tods online 都能收到短信，但是你做到了;也不是每个人都喜欢猪 ,但是我做到了

Dear Mr. Wang:
 Hello,tod, I want to leave, I did not want to, merely my dad yesterday for protection fares being deduct from, and today tin not find the staff, they called me to take concern digit. Wang
 assure you I will not be chopping up the.
 While I was on the second year, but last year and the next level I have played a mini mighty, he was in fifth grade then, and eventually he was tugged into the hospital I played eight seaming probes,tod's handbags, alive in a week the hospital, then I was euthanasia, my dad said, with human looking for trouble, start have to be hard, so I follow the teachings of his father motherhood, brought to the hospital to small strong, so please recess insured that the teacher, I do not make you lose face.
 right, Wang reported namely if something bullies you my name, my appoint in this place, who heard, I have to respect one-third. If they do no give you face, you reported that my father's label, look Shui Gandong you.
 Wang, someone I assisted my dad would now come back after achieving school, if the principal came out and I'm not, you do not, and he said. Because yesterday was my dad who was president of the son of a bitch to hack with. Wang, do not worry, I memorize the words for you, step by step, a knife scar. I will not clutch
. If I did not come back among a two hour, please call the hospital distress Wang phone and called a few slips. Wang
 Please deem me, I will victorious return. I must help my father out of this tone, I believe you will be judge for the sound of my father, my father received a six thanks to protection money to live, and now some trouble, I have the Lulu Lian, and repeat it again , so that will tear off my source of proceeds .....
I went to ....
 
 
 
 
 ; ; ; ; comes the son of underworld boss The written apply for leave ;
 ;
 luck teller and Miss White: there will be two big waves of life.
 
 
 2. speeches woman teachers jeans zipper was opened, a girl stood up to remind: the pedagogue, you have not closed the door! educator waved: if it for a moment the headmaster absence to come visit
 
 
 3. marrying early in the a.m. the next day, the bride from the bridal compartment out of afflict, hand held on the wall, hand over his lower body, cursed:
 liar! What a liar! three annuals ahead marriage, said the savings, I thought it was money!
 
 
 4. the hospital beneath the shade of a tree, a pair of sweethearts kissing in hug. a doctor saw the last of the men said that : Will not be shrieked a mattress! ! Bed,cheapest mbt shoes! ! Damn it! Thanks and I came to and annihilated your mother to your non-
 
 
 
 7. adjacent to the vagina and anus, the vagina of the anus, said: One-Eyed Jacks and out of your does not help me, anal said: Every period it came, two grenades were hanging in my house, scared entire horrified me, which would dare to bring an end to ...?
 
 
 
 8. Emperor see concubine sorrowful seeing, Ji Zhao doctor, the attending surgeon after the prescription: brawny eight! Timor alien tour, Hui Gong, see Fei radiant, 8 svelte knees before the house of Han. Emperor: Who kneel down? physician: dregs!
 
 
 9. matron bought a banana, put above the back pockets behind the bus every now and then reaching back scratching. After a while, there is a youth man patted her shoulder: Miss, please let work I want to get off the
 
 
 
 10. family planning examine the countryside minister, asked the farmer: Why can not marry your cousin you know? l easy and aboveboard farmer smiled and answered: Relatives Well, Oh Oh Oh ... ... Oh, also versed, wrong start!
 
 
 11. ant wife married to a centipede, marriage night, inquired what feelings ant,supra for sale, ants pique Feng said: Bankai a leg is not, then 1 thigh is not Bankai ...... mother pull the legs of a night!
 
 
 12. Bulls voyage, fear of cows alone. then wondered: monkey cunning, cruel tiger, only the elephant and authentic. few days back
 Bulls reclaim his wife from the image. The afterward daytime the ox angrily: Bovine B big
 
 
 13. family maneuvering staff to to retard the work of a mountain village, found a solemn comeback, and asked the villagers: : the one window,Christian online, two doors, 26 years went into people. matchmaker said: foolish than stupid
 
 
 15. oilfield, a newly married couple. For a long sent a couplet The Union: current new drill new wells. Second line: the extra oil drilling deeper beyond. Streamer: more explicit ... loose. 【】 peruse separately from the Meiji
 
 
 
 16. Shandong Literacy , the teacher wrote on the blackboard, br>
 
 18. a peasant woman into the city equitable babysit landlords to clean up the bed and found a accustomed condom, I do not understand what, I asked the hostess.
 hostess to ask: you do not make Love it? responded the woman: for, but did not dress crazy ye are peeling out.
 
 
 
开心一下：
1.我不小心把“我爱你”误发给你了。如果你接受那就储存起来，如果你不接受，就把这三个字返发给我。
2.我觉得你真的不是个合格的朋友，你还是改行做我老婆吧！
3.玫瑰，你的；巧克力，你的；钻戒abercrombie & fitch ，你的；你，我的。
4.不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐得住干涸，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪tods online 都能收到短信，但是你做到了;也不是每个人都喜欢猪 ,但是我做到了

1. spiced soy peanuts peanut
 
 
 overnight soak with cold water, up in the morn, you will find a fat peanuts.
 take a pot, water, fire boil, put the garlic sprouts and carrots work hot, remove and cool off with cold water.
 the pot and then use this, this pot of water, also put the peanuts inside the boil, add a little onion ginger, aniseed pepper and cook for about 5-6 minutes to remove the
 to peanuts, hot, mix with salt, sugar, MSG, sesame oil, garlic sprouts and carrots into the mix to OKAY.
 boiled peanuts,vibram shoes, do not salt, if put to turning dark
 
 2. cold Kazuo
 
 
 Zealand spent in water soup look, also cold , diced tomatoes, sliced ​​lotus root with fried coke, the top 3 entities on the bowl, mix sesame, salt, sugar, vinegar, MSG, sesame fuel, Laoganma, merge well.
 If you close your eyes and lotus root fried coke, you will surely think of French fries.
 
 3 miscellaneous vegetables mixed with fungus
 
 
 raw materials: dried fungus 20g, coriander and 2, green peppers, a (real consumption of 1 / 3), carrots, a (real consumption of semi- root), onion (actual consumption of 1 / 4), 4 garlic salt 1 / 2 tsp vinegar 1 tsp soy sauce 1 / 4 tsp oil 1 tbsp.
 
 practice: 1, wash a heap of raw materials, spare, black fungus, cold water bubble;
 2, respectively, carrots, onion, green pepper and shred, parsley and cut into sections, soggy black fungus choose clean and torn into the fitting size of the block;
 3, the water boiled in the pot, the black fungus can be boiled to remove the water on afresh, over cold water in the reserve. Based on private favorites also can be boiled carrots;
 4, boiled and shredded black fungus good vegetables placed in a container, pressed into the garlic;
 5, 8, into the hot oil till after pouring to garlic on;
 6, plus a variety of seasoning mix evenly. Like to eat chili, you can add chili oil.
 
 4. sweet and sour lotus white lotus
 
 
 slice, to find a casserole, or boil water baths, hot lotus root, about two minutes, remove, too cold, more vinegar, more sugar, fewer put some salt, sesame oil, mix well
 must not use the wok to cook lotus root, or black, a black, notwithstanding no change in taste, there is no appetite.
 
 5.
 
 
 are four factors could not find a suitable appoint, phoned melanocortin 4-like, with fans, cabbage, fried tofu, and fungus.
 sliced ​​garlic, ginger, mince, put the pot stir fry, fried tofu, look under the oil, then mushrooms and stir fry cabbage, cabbage become soft, and gush point of wine, put some salt, allspice, a little sugar, chicken also loosen point, and eventually the water sent fans into them, to find a few on the tumble, fan suction, whether pan fried, then it will mallet to the pot, so to put some water in, with non-stick, then a direct assumption on the line, the final pour point of sesame oil.
 
 6. Duojiao
 
 
 red pepper cabbage, when studying online with others to do the chop pepper, good food, is too small, has been not compliant to eat, take today out of cooking.
 Guo Lifang oil, saute the afterward Cong Jiangsuan and chop pepper, vegetables and mushrooms into the next, a few fry, pour wine, salt, chicken, a little sugar, pepper, stir a few on it.
 will light vegetarian, but I have been playing a lot of cooking oil, is the recognition that the first real treat of life in Bulgaria.
 
 7. homemade spinach North tofu
 
 
 materials: a pound of dried beans, spinach pound, the fat 5.6g, cool boiled water.
 practices: 1 pound dry beans soaked night in advance.
 2, pound spinach, washed and boiled water.
 3, will be polished into spinach spinach.
 4, soybeans floor into soy milk, cooked
 5, spinach into the soy milk.
 6, mix soy milk, so spinach medley evenly among them.
 7, quickly to the fat 5.6g.
 8, with ore water to the lipid-opening (to cool boiled water).
 9, while the milk temperature is high, the fat into the mix, heat for 30 minutes with the stopper.
 10, the following procedure is to inhibit the North tofu: a tool for preparing a mold (nailed curd), the BEAN BAG fabric (wrapped bean curd), the Long Ti (management) and a basin (water access). Placed in pots on the Long Ti, not end to die on the Long Ti, the Long Ti BEAN BAG cloth among the mat, and finally solidified curd BEAN BAG cloth to the inside scoop.
 (Note: If you use a mesh of the box to Sheng Dou Hua, then Long Ti can be omitted.)
 11, BEAN BAG cloth cover with bean curd.
 12, a board BEAN BAG pressure on the cloth, and put the bowl of water suppression.
 Note:
 , I use activity bread mold, so the bun mold in the bottom Jiuzheng right, this is the cause I chose this receptacle, to save and then find the right size embark, and If each of your cake mold, with the variety of common mart square plastic box on the can, find some rectangular board Ye Hao.
 , no bowl of water can be replaced at other ponderous objects, but not too ponderous, not the north or out of tofu, and into the tofu, and Oh ~ ~ is now the practice of dried bean curd also know that, right? Hee hee hee ~ ~
 13,3-4 hours after, spinach, tofu to the north produced a
 
 8. Spinach mixed with egg fans
 
 
 
 practices: 1, put off the yellow leaves of spinach, wash stand, carrots, remove the polluted wash skin;
 2, fans soak in warm water for half an hour, shredded carrots, eggs, beaten;
 3, the spinach in boiling water boiled for 1-2 minutes, remove and soak in cold water to prevent yellowing, the fans and boiled carrots are cooked in boiling water remove and keep;
 4, wiping the amount of oil in the pan, scoop a spoonful of egg mixture into a more shared thin omelet, so all spread into all the egg omelet;
 5, share a good omelet strips, and Cheuk good spinach, carrots and fans together into a great bowl, using the garlic reception garlic apparatus pressed into large bowl;
 6, 8, into the hot oil till pouring on to the garlic, salt, vinegar or other favorite seasoning mix can be their own.
 
 Notes: 1, this dish is very easy to get the raw materials, but tastes very good. Eggs in which the boost of flavor, so I personally do not like the chicken and the like attach with seasonings;
 2, favor the spicy flavor that can put some pepper and pepper.
 
 9. Crystal skin cold
 
 
 raw materials: pigskin, star anise, cinnamon, bay leaves, cumin, salt.
 
 process: 1, pig skin washed in boiling water Luezhu, fish, the knife scrape the meat side close the oil, must be scraped, or influence the fashion and texture of the skin cold;
 2, pulled out with tweezers remaining above the individual hair; (if you can pull by hand, then you do not need tweezers, but to be frank, it is recommended forceps!)
 3, wash wash, have to be washed clean, You may be departed out because of the above did not get dragged down the pig, or your hard-plucked leaves during sweat;
 4, will be cut into small section dealing with good pigskin;
 this tread to remind, if you're dealing with quite a lot of pigskin, you can only use part of the remaining frozen in a box up until the time when you absence to eat a few steps after a become to direct reference to it.
 5, pot add water, star anise, cinnamon, bay leaves and cumin into a gauze sack, or wrap metal into the water for the sauce,supra shoes, cooked with strips of pig skin into the water to a boil and turn off small fire to reserve the water rolling state, about a half a baby on it, you can add the right amount of salt. If a pressure cooker, pressure cooker can be secondhand to complete this step;
 6, cooked and then packed in containers and put now after refrigerator until set. Winter can be placed outdoors, but beware of the invasion of rats, and other diners.
 
 10. Marinated Luobu Pi
 
 
 material:
 Radish 1, Salt to taste, red pepper 2-3 only, 5 pepper, sesame oil, chicken , sugar, oil.
 practice: 1 Radish 1.
 2, the radish wash, scour carefully with a little salt, carrot surface, then wash clean, wash thoroughly until clean. Cut into appropriate size will Luobu Pi hob block.
 3, with 1 teaspoon of salt to cut Luobu Pi mix, marinated for 10 minutes, then drained the water seepage.
 4, according to taste by adding sesame oil, sugar, chicken and accommodate taste.
 5, chili seeded, cut into pepper rings, pot, put 1 tablespoon of oil into the chili pepper rings, and heat over low heat until the chili into a brownish-red, flavor out, careful not to fried chilli paste.
 6, the fried peppers and oil together in the behind Ruluobupi, mix well, very well with rice.
 
 11. Happy spiced corned eggs
 
 brine material: star anise (aniseed) 3, cumin 1 teaspoon (5ml), pepper 1 teaspoon (5ml), 3 pieces of licorice, cinnamon 1 , 1 strawberry, meat Kou 1, Citrus 1, soy sauce 1 tablespoon (15ml), black soy sauce 1 teaspoon (5ml), Salt to taste, crystal sugar, boiled pork skin over the water 1 small ( I think the meat was savory spiced corned egg should be, if it is braised or stewed peanuts and the like do not absence to put meat)
 missing if the home does not material spices, I consider with star anise (aniseed) and cinnamon very full of savor.
 
 brine practice: 1, all the spices with gauze or a one-time dictate, or material boxed up.
 2, pot, put ample water (can not seen to be Stewed food), put all factors, boil.
 3, heat and simmer for 40 minutes just about you can, put a night better, more full-bodied taste.
 4, remove spice remnant can be used. Brine can be used again, gets better, according to the position to add the flavoring, for a long time when not in use, filter into the refrigerator or freezer after the apartment and save it.
 
 merry spiced corned egg approach: 1, pot into the amount of water to a boil the eggs gently into the water, cover cook for 15 minutes.
 2, the cooked eggs immersed in ice water, easy to skin, to be cooling after the egg shell eggs removed.
 3, with the tip in the egg surface to draw the desired pattern, laugh, miserable face, vexed face, reduced face ...... or bird fleas, with your love.
 4, boil the eggs into the brine, heat and simmer for 30 minutes, the longer the halogen tasteful.
 
 18. love tofu
 
 raw materials: boxes tofu, preserved eggs, scallions.
 spices: chili oil, sesame oil, salt, chicken, vinegar, ginger
 practices: 1 box tofu, cautiously remove the tender, heart-shaped carved two heart-shaped mold.
 2, preserved eggs, cutting angle, the shallot finely chopped preserved eggs placed.
 3, chili oil, sesame oil, salt, chicken, vinegar, ginger.
 4, carefully convey to a plate carefully tofu is extremely weak, must be psychologically prepared.
 
 20. Sweet Corn Salad
 
 practice: 1, canned sweet corn, bell peppers, onions, fridge freezer ice one night in advance.
 2, alarm pepper, onion, cut into small pieces, and sweet corn with the bowl.
 3, connected the Chubby sweet vinegar salad wearing or oil.
 
 19. honey bitter
 
 Material: pear,tods drivers, honey,Hogans, ice.
 practice: 1, bitter washed, shaved slender with a peeler.
 2, bitter gourd pieces, plus 1 hour refrigeration ice into the crisper.
 3, remove the bitter gourd into the salver, doused with honey can be!
 eat from the refrigerator, indeed refreshing!
 4, mix well.
 
 
 12. cheese and sweet potato
 
 
 because she believes that only by knowing their own future, will find her unique rich heart.
 only sweet potato firmly deem that that person will always happen.
 Materials: sweet potato 500 grams, butter 40 grams, sugar 15 grams (or discretionary add according to taste), light emulsion 2 tablespoons (about 25 grams), 1 egg yolk, cheese amount (shredded or sliced)
 
 practice: 1, choose medium-size sweet potatoes, washed, mow open in half;
 2, steamed into the steamer for about 20 minutes, until cooked sweet potato through soft;
 3, sweet potato flesh with a spoon to excavate out, pay attention to the place near the skin leaving a half a centimeter thick flesh, and the rest of the sweet potato shells aside;
 4, mud in the sweet potato butter, sugar, light cream, egg yolks, mix well
 5, to stir into sweet potato by sweet potato mud shell, flat;
 6, ; the cheese evenly over the sweet potatoes on a cable, into the preheated 200 degree oven roast for 15 minutes, until cheese is melted color can be.
 
 sweet potato: a and blood fill in the wide-intestinal constipation, improve immune function, anti-cancer, anti-aging, discourage arteriosclerosis and so above, are rich in dietary fiber, namely a nice tonic substances Eat healthy. However, gastric ulcer, hyperacidity, diabetes, unfit as human consumption, yet too detailed no to and with the persimmon, tomato, white brandy, crab, banana with the edible.
 sweet potatoes with a diversity of vitamins, Hua Chang effect, can reduce fat digestion, and eating sweet potatoes can increase satiety, reduce the desire to eat, so as to effect the intention of heaviness wastage are light.
 
 13. honey Osmanthus Apple
 
 
 Material: apple 2, syrup 2 tsp sugar 2 tsp sweet-scented osmanthus, water 3 tablespoons, toothpicks, foil
 
 practice: 1, syrup, sugar, sweet-scented osmanthus, water and mix thoroughly stand
 2, washed apples, from the City under the cut, there is reserved for Apple to cover that portion, dissimilar portion of the nuclear remove
 3, osmanthus syrup into the center of the apple, cover, use a toothpick inserted firmly
 4, Apple will wrap with aluminum foil, mouth ascent
 5, into the jug quantity of water, (about half the altitude of the apple), into the pack a good cook for 20 minutes alternatively so until Apple Apple Soft
 6, remove the foil peel, remove the toothpicks to
 
 This dish can also be steaming.
 Apple sweet and acid, nutritional value and therapeutic worth are tall, the apple of vitamin C for cardiovascular conservation of God, resins and minerals can lower cholesterol, distinctive aroma can ease the harmful redundant oppression mawkish, and activating completions. Apple can be loveliness smudge removers, rind moist and resilient.
 sugar, sweet-scented osmanthus is sweet-scented osmanthus and white sugar with fresh from achieving there lungs liquid cough, and the Yi Fei, soothing liver qi, yin, seasonings, in addition to bad breath, the effect of toxic brine solution.
 
 14. Crystal Volume
 
 
 radish raw materials: white radish 1, 450 g fillet, bamboo shoots 1, money, 20 increases, scallions 5, ginger 1 / 2 stop, rice wine 1 tablespoon sugar 1 tsp salt 2 tablespoons soy sauce 1 tsp sesame oil 1 tsp ruddy pepper 1.
 
 practice: 1, bubble wash mushrooms, bamboo shoots, mushrooms, chopped small, onion ginger chopped very fine;
 2, loin chop, add onion ginger by the end, wine, sugar and salt, soy sauce, sesame oil, stir until the same instruction from the sticky, stir in mushrooms and bamboo shoots Ding stand;
 3, wash the surface of the carrot, cut into rectangles, then the rectangular Luo Buqie page;
 4, into the added salt in boiling water, soft muck, over cold water and drain;
 5, a spread in carrot chopping board, scoop a spoonful of mutton, coil up, do the same volume always the radish good volume;
 6, water boil, steam for 8-10 minutes;
 7, red pepper cut filaments, elected up a short soak in lukewarm water;
 8, Heat oil in pan, pour in the chili on.
 Tips: 1, tender fillet, mince the meat is more appropriate.
 2, radish, cut as thin with a knife blade close to the chip, relying on the necessitated width of radish slices in terms of private knife.
 3, cut the Luobu Pi and neat, do not dart away, and the other use.
 
 15. tri-color bean
 
 
 raw materials: the portly tofu 1, quail preserved eggs 3, 15 grams of mustard, floss 1 tablespoon sesame seeds 2 drops of sesame oil, soy sauce 1 spoon, a little parsley.
 
 practice: 1, boil a pot of peppery water, increase the salt, the tofu into the hot water, the dirt about, cut into small pieces afterward removing code record.
 2, preserved eggs, peeled diced, chopped mustard over the water.
 3, will be preserved eggs Ding, mustard on the tofu pieces.
 4, pour sesame oil and soy sauce, put floss and spatter a little parsley.
 5, mix well and serve.
 
 16. garlic eggplant
 
 
 practice: 1, a tender eggplant, peeled, cut into 1 cm wide section;
 2, on the steamer and steam for 15 minutes , using chopsticks to chip in, that has been cooked thoroughly, and like to dine can be a little more steamed soft moment;
 3, sesame glue add salt and water mix;
 4, garlic mashed or finely chopped garlic ;
 5, the minced garlic and pour into the steamed eggplant, sesame paste, and mix well.
 
 17. tomatoes,timberland pro, kidney bean salad, sweet
 
 material: tomatoes, sweet beans, red kidney beans, cheese, tomato sauce, black olives, boiled eggs
 
 practices: 1 , sweet beans, washed and cut indirect sword, and red kidney beans flying water, remove and set alongside.
 2, semi-circular cut tomato slices, black olives cut ring foreskin cooked eggs, cut into three.
 3, the cheese and tomato sauce and stir sauce.
 4, plate stacked tomato slices, cooked eggs, placed nigh the Billy cooked sweet beans, red kidney beans, and good sauce to squeeze on it can be.
 
 Tips: tomatoes: anti-cancer, anti-aging Glutathione tomato contains a substance that increased levels in the body, the cancer incidence rate decreased significantly. In increase, this substance can suppress the activity of tyrosinase, hypopigmentation calm people vanish, dwindle freckles, sun activity the role of beauty.
 Note Do not cook long cooking ah.
 traffic lights green unripe tomatoes health inedible.
 health tips while eating tomatoes, it is best not to remove the skin because the skin of tomatoes also include vitamins, minerals and dietary fiber. In addition, raw tomatoes to the care of the wash.
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1.我不小心把“我爱你”误发给你了。如果你接受那就储存起来，如果你不接受，就把这三个字返发给我。
2.我觉得你真的不是个合格的朋友，你还是改行做我老婆吧！
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1.我不小心把“我爱你”误发给你了。如果你接受那就储存起来，如果你不接受，就把这三个字返发给我。
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1.我不小心把“我爱你”误发给你了。如果你接受那就储存起来，如果你不接受，就把这三个字返发给我。
2.我觉得你真的不是个合格的朋友，你还是改行做我老婆吧！
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4.不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐得住干涸，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪tods online 都能收到短信，但是你做到了;也不是每个人都喜欢猪 ,但是我做到了

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10.你的头，像皮球，一踢踢到百货大楼，百货大楼，有风扇，一扇扇到火车站，火车站，有火车，给你轧个稀巴烂！
36.我有一个金娃娃，金胳膊金腿金头发。第一天我到河边去打水，丢了我的金娃娃，我哭，我哭，我哇哇的哭；第二天我去河边去打水，找到了我的金娃娃，我笑，我笑，我哈哈的笑；第三天日本鬼子来到我的家，抢了我的鸡，抢了我的鸭，抢走了我的金娃娃，最后还给我俩耳瓜，我哭，我哭，我哇哇的哭；第四天解放军叔叔来到我的家，还了我的鸡，还了我的鸭，还了我的金娃娃，最后还给了我一个大红花，我笑，我笑，我哈哈的笑。
28.小老鼠，上灯台，偷油吃，下不来，喵喵喵，猫来了,a&f，叽里咕噜滚下来。
16.对不起，没关系，放个P，臭死你！
40.把你的心，我的心，掰成瓣儿、剁成片儿、穿成串儿，再撒点儿胡椒面，拿去烤，羊肉串...... 。（小虎队的《爱》）
 
 
41. 12345，上山打老虎，老虎不吃人，专吃大坏蛋。
21.老高老高，技术高，剃头不用剪子刀，一根一根往下薅（hao），薅的老高长大包，红包绿包大紫包，回家去抹臭牙膏……　　
 
7.我在马路边，捡到一包烟，把它交到警察叔叔手里边，叔叔抽着烟，对我把头点,timberland chukka，我高兴的说了声：叔叔，给钱！
49.从前有座山，山上有座庙，庙里有个缸，缸里有个盆，盆里有个碗，碗里有个匙儿，匙儿里有两花生仁儿，我吃了，你馋了，我的故事讲完了。
47.烂沙果,mens timberland，一大堆，先尝后买别吃亏。吃了亏，别怨我，谁叫你买我的烂沙果。
9.小汽车，嘀嘀嘀，马兰开花二十一，二五六，二五七，二八二九三十一……
33. 我叫阿里巴巴，身高一米八八，看你可怜巴巴，给你一袋锅巴，叫我一声姑妈。
 
34. 小花猫，上学校，老师讲课它睡觉，左耳朵听，右耳朵冒，你说可笑不可笑。
 
35.丁板丁板，丁丁板板，上上下下，左左右右，前前后后。咕噜咕噜锤，咕噜咕噜叉,Cheap Timberland Boots，咕噜咕噜一个还剩仨。前方打美帝，后方打傻瓜，傻瓜不在家，专打大西瓜，西瓜没有籽儿，专打小日本儿，日本不投降，打倒蒋介石！！！！
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
48.老道，老道，到了没，没到。
30.你一我一，一休哥。你二我二，店小二。你三我三，十三妹。你四我四，少林寺。你五我五，大花鼓。你六我六，六小龄童。你七我七，七仙女下凡。你八我八，八仙过海。你九我九，九阴白骨掌。你十我十，降龙十八掌。
43.春眠不觉晓，处处蚊子咬，夜来大狗熊，谁也跑不了。
 
11.下定决心去偷瓜，不怕牺牲往里爬，排除万难捡大个，争取胜利抗回家。
 
37.讨厌，不吃炒面，得了肝炎，住了医院。
45.爱跟不跟，板蓝根；爱理不理，狗不理。
 
 
 
 
2.星期天的早上大雪茫茫，捡破烂的老头排成一行行，警察一指挥，冲向垃圾堆，破鞋破袜子直往兜里塞。
 
22.报告司令官，你的老婆在海湾，没有裤子穿。捡了一块布，做了三角裤。东补西补，还是露屁股。
 
38.老五老五卖烧土，裤子烂了没人补，补一补，五块五，气得老五直跳舞。
 
 
 
32.乒乓球比赛，阿姨叫我买菜，我买了一堆烂菜，阿姨打我，阿姨骂我，阿姨找我，妈我妈不在家，阿姨找我爸，我爸打电话，阿姨找我奶，我奶喝牛奶，阿姨找我爷，我爷擦皮鞋，阿姨找老师，老师告校长，校长的命令是：一不许动，二不许笑，三不许露出大白牙，四不许放屁崩爆米花。
 
 
50. 从前有座山，山里有座庙，庙里有个老和尚在给小朋友讲故事，讲什么故事呢？从前有座山，山里有座庙……
 
46.我是可赛，前来买菜；茄子两毛，黄瓜一块！
 
4.刀，是什么样的刀？金丝大环刀剑！剑，是什么样的剑？闭月羞光剑！招，是什么样的招？天地阴阳招人！人，是什么样的人？飞檐走壁的人！情，是什么样的情？美女爱英雄！
 
 
 
3.在我心中，你是一颗大葱，把你切吧切吧剁吧剁吧扔进茅坑……（《真心英雄》）
 
6.半夜三更，来到茅坑，见底有人，奋不顾身，跳进茅坑，救起那人，壮烈牺牲，为了纪念他，厕所安了灯。
14.高老师，高老师，高乐高，高老师带我们做体操，体操做得是乱七八糟，高老师气得发高烧。高老师，高老师，你别生气，都怪XX不争气，抽烟喝酒跳霹雳，男女厕所都敢去，八月十五进监狱，九月十五被枪毙。
 
42.挤，挤，挤加油儿，挤出粑粑换糖球儿。
13.我是你家猿猴，坐在你家炕头，你妈给我烧香，你爸给我磕头，你奶奶给我包饺子，你爷爷是我大胖小子！
17.日照香炉生紫烟，遥看羊肉串挂前川，哈喇子留下三丈尺，一掏口袋没带钱。
44.庐山升龙霸，你妈打你爸，天马流星拳，你妈练猴拳。(小时候光看圣斗士了)
 
 
 
 
开心一下：
1.我不小心把“我爱你”误发给你了。如果你接受那就储存起来，如果你不接受，就把这三个字返发给我。
2.我觉得你真的不是个合格的朋友，你还是改行做我老婆吧！
3.玫瑰，你的；巧克力，你的；钻戒abercrombie & fitch ，你的；你，我的。
4.不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐得住干涸，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪tods online 都能收到短信，但是你做到了;也不是每个人都喜欢猪 ,但是我做到了