66 most cattle joke, too comic, laugh cramp face The Dream
1, the day at a friend's house, where did not find the phone does not know to take friends about his girlfriend's phone call and hear in where. I enter my number, according to a set alongside key, the screen showed her my name saved: SB3 (and then was amused, but fortunately, a third ...)
2, when I dig pocket, a key out was not found, then go back and find!
of youth sweethearts in the roadside, where the men suddenly migrated to say: Who is it? In the end is this?
I thought is the key to fast say: My, my! My
later studied, turned out that the matron was fertile. . . . Poor my face ah. . . Pain for a few days
3, group appointments in the school today and suddenly sneezed accident, raised his head, it was found in front of the girls nose Biao to the back, and the woman is not conscious of, so secretly want to to help her erase, just his hand up, next to the girl discovered, shouting a cup of dry, one would have reflected the stomach. . .
rushed to the toilet, not stand on the spewing out of a place full of ah. . . . Susu mouth back down, nobody favor people. After a while, friends got up and said to the toilet, I genial advice: words, redo,
2 Mai Zaodian morning I went to, and then put the job of this to help me pay him the same table,
most chapters of the prestigious he wrote later the elderly in the redo one, will not do. disburse,
next to a catastrophe even more tragic is the hasty ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, graduated, he Tell me ,,,,,,
8, walking in the mobbed avenues behind the high-handed signal suddenly sounded hurried sound, not respond, a Buick mercantile conveyances to hit my shoulders; I not to get angry, equitable gently took out the key, in the course of its progress all along the intend of the Road, a smart arc
9, in a stall to buy socks, a pair of low, would must buy thirty pairs The result left the same black style, and selling socks 忽悠 I said, a color is good, lost a top who can take the other can not see ... a thought also, he bought a thirty Double ....
So two days for the ...
a result of approximately two months off, it could not stand at my table and said: slothful dead you, how you two months does not even say for a couple of socks I
:....
10, 最近 cooling, and on the expressway to see a mighty male, open-top cars open amusements car, wearing a motorcycle helmet.
11, on a whim, take your own photos as your desktop ... and then my computer to a virus ...
12, high school with theory rubbish
Petrochemical ... ...
After a while I
Two days antecedent my wife do it
Internet to find monetary software, I'll give her microprocessor, I sit and see, the wife of proficient open
www.google.com, entered in the search bar Open Baidu, continue to look for things she wants - - +
now, I'm looking fknow next to nothing ofmething that will be with his wife, to google Baidu, ... ...
14, to say the students parents.
his parents first love. One day to go shopping, his mother specked a down jacket, but a look at the price to pull his father away.
his father said: we can not supply can not attempt? For his father to his mother forcibly into the closet room.
out for his mother,
belstaff leather jacket, his father take a look at the East West Chou Chou, took his mother and ran, said: Run! While the seller is not!
his mother wearing a leather coat, the tag drifting outdoor, hauled by his dad flew out, just passing via a pillar, holding a post his mother call. His father turned serious and said: Run! You are not waiting to be caught ah?
his mama cried even more fiercely. Then his father jump out at laughing: Ha ha ha ha ... ... clothing when you go in the money I paid ahead.
15, batch job, see the students do not draw geometric problems, readily Comments: No plans no truth ~
16, his girlfriend absence to retard shrieks, send text messages to 10086: I The digit of calls left
17, student A a car occurrence, leg fracture, hospital
few of us went to see him play good students into the hospital for a ministry to
met his parents I
Ask A quickly ahead to the results of an open condition
became
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18, on the high school, the most funny thing
that would be no money, we often pool to buy cigarettes, the day either me and my buddy just bought a Heyan
prepared to go to the toilet pumping The results for class, the class teacher of the class, forget it
first class when the class to see the guy sneaking wrote a memorandum, and then rub a big group, I was darted over
see the class teacher, class teacher directly down off the table, standing on the podium and began to read
sweat ing, if I know the above is written in what, I would rather not swallow
her class teacher and a mouth: (my moniker, and whether there are a hundred mortifying to acknowledge me, my classmate) br> grief ... ...
seemed the most classic
19, my roommate make amusement of me, and I hide the purse in a mini box, MD The problem is that little box that I want to mail a Nvwang Guangzhou gift, I send too many bad two days afterward to find his wallet was gone. I am in Wuhan, my ID card, bank card, his girlfriend's photographs in Guangzhou Nvwang hands.
20, yesterday in Wal-Mart, suddenly impair my stomach, suppressing burst into the lavatory, just an earth-shattering blast began to crouch, the results of the kid next door burst into tears, her mother asked her how she was, she said, stinky ~ ~
21, arrived in the coastal, uninstall completed. Task is a fielding drill attachment for anti-landing training department, and everyone flew the vehicle to arrange. I'm using grease gun to the road wheel lubrication, fat political commissar standing behind me for a moment, concerned said: small comrades hard it! There are 12 tanks did not expect the wheels to shove the spirit of infantry, tanks, not simple ah!
I was moved nearly to tears.
22, is always on the lofty educate level that we gather to smoke
day I just have a more pride to narrate you something, the result of slow
I smoke everyone another smoked, and I left half of the basis, a fast look to class, big mouth suck two
teacher suddenly came in, I asked myself a thrown on the floor, and stamped a foot
sucked, but just had to clutch their expiration the two smoke
have seen the class educator, came over and asked me, you do not smoke
I shook my head teacher: teacher talk
anger continued shaking his head: you gave me to speak
me: ... pumping ... I ... do not smoke ... (according with the smoke spewing from the proboscis and mouth continued)
teacher has not suffocated smile ... ...
23, today, to have dinner with work colleagues, we were a point plate chili scrambled eggs, and found a cilia, and then pick up colleagues on the hair with chopsticks, shouting, you see the boss ~ ~ What is this? Owner of a look, oh, weep ~ called, to, come! To the lady for a pair of chopsticks
24, spent 50 greenbacks on the Internet bought a chip of hand-made face soap, no two days spent at night thinking about the period that has been skinny with a half, and upon too have a soap spume, rage me spew blood.
My dad said, you're that good with soap, bath covered with sleek.
25, Pisa, Italy, the first time to eat, do not know Chisha to 38 per cent point is 8 yuan to send a cheese course.
repast complete, found that something was lacking, I thought, had less copies of cheese,
then shouted: Waiter, my share of cheese not on how ah? I have achieved, yet also to not make people dine?
Waiter: Sir, you have gushed that cheese in your pizza ...
me: okay, you go to engaged bar ...
26, at noon back to the dormitory and saw I had the cup Coke, straight a full beverage. My face was green finish. Quarters that the native man bought a bag of dumplings vinegar,
louboutin sale, no place to fall, with my cup installed. . .
27, topics like the teacher to join them, one day the teacher Topic: I'm kind of forgetful, bath last night and forgot to turn off the gas ...
then my mom helped me wash up the muff on the side of the side said: So you must not sin, because the evidence will certainly be a culprit .. .
29, 一日 to complete a physical, not starving, went to canteen for dinner, numerous people, too compact, too chaotic, I call on the ladies Dafan: two to tears, I do not know which days to kill a definite human with a blue ballpoint pen and drew a surround and write, this is the killer ... ...
31, my sophomore like a true story ..
next person A is in the class to sleep ... well done .. teacher found
he called a solution to the blackboard heading .....
not write the words to a public humiliation for a truth did not come to the blackboard
teachers began sour him ..
school grades are so bad they challenge to sleep ought to be humiliated
head is not at home all day ... will sleep ...
did not think to write ... .. he really has a beautiful ...
solution a bit awkward location ... the teacher had to let him back seat do not control him good .. ..
teacher did not think he actually was kind enough to choke one ....
I'll sleep for about
you still will not ask to be my
32, my brother went to a primary school playing basketball, I listened a low-grade girls to ask a low-grade boys: snacks, and you say I adore your ..
33, saying that my girlfriend to play summer jobs, sold in a mobile phone handset
a square at midday, lunch time, almost no stores, my girlfriend an uncle next to the counter to the level people will look at mobile phones, just not that section of the counter eating MM, weakly, and looked nothing like the uncle that bought the phone Zhu Er, no it sticks with his head on the counter arm because the MM chest (crab) of relatively great, the uncle suddenly found watching it to see MM's milk (crab) aisle, entire eyes look straight, my wife found out, would like to prompt you that the MM, Results MM no answer, after a few minutes, MM openings: Big Brother, watching enough? seen enough to purchase a cell phone it ... ...
outcome uncle said nothing, bought a compartment phone running for the door and fled to the ... ...
34, heard friends say, a companion of his relatives to Xiamen, Xiamen, e relative to the one anime, on the bus, the driver looked at this person e cartoons, wanted to find the situation, the driver stopped him and said: go instantly to the driver refers to the place, tried my best to read: Ma legs a morsel too long, so he propped the door deal to retain balance, and then feel they have to bring an end to ... of a toilet, so he began to coerce, the force also used unknowingly hand, the results 。。。。。 I X, broken door locks, I coil out.
you think you were the friend of a friend out to see the scene?! a light (crab) Ding students suddenly rolled out from the toilet, while accompanied by a toilet in his spurt out of PP, indeed ghastly,
asics runner!!! and all of a layer, basically all know, I X!! this life in this group of students in front of the ...
quelled 36, the a.m. her husband took me apt the unit left, and then I suddenly received his txt message: Bus windows were shut, the automobile smell bad some people are naturally frowned. But that look of MM it is natural to her from his pocket and penetrated a fodder aboard the side of the jaws and open the skylight a gap, rapacious sucking the air out of this along no manner the common ah 。。。。。 =. =
38, we always like pretending to maths teacher told me a witty jokes no one laughs
our class him to consult a spoof, so the first thing he said when the school, we all laughed in unison
day he came in, silent a moment that he father died
I immediately a fit of laughing, others pacify.
39, water and soil it
see a cashier in a very serious number of a child ran along a pile of coins
, running and singing: the downstream bridge in front of a group of ducks have, come Come count, twenty-four thousand six hundred seventy-eight 。。。。
and then the cashier is reduced by half the number of coins to go back and re-number ....
40, high school boarding school, Some students go home to let him help me picking up some asset, they send text messages: give me clothes and money to blaze points.
41, and his girlfriend dating, see the front there's a lot like my girlfriend to shoot up below her ass.
she turned nigh and gave me a slap.
then someone knock me on the shoulder ...
I turned around and gave me a slap his girlfriend.
42, the daytime suddenly take a phone call: Well guess there is a award! Not that I hang up! call to my bureau and said: Xinghua sent to us this company.
the news really so sudden, when we were in the legion, then do not say no, consciousness particularly good. lost contact a few years ago, never thought he suddenly came to our Xinghua . I told him on the phone, I swiftly went to pick him up their cooperation unit, get together at noon.
I went to their cooperative units, boy! companies actually have manner, full of diplomatic treatment mode, joined the corporation the door to cross-examine the barricade together, enroll, signed by particularly rigid about my comrades who are deployed units who agreed to guard me into the company.
I went to the antique comrades in arms said the workshop, the old comrades see I, nodded at me, and made a face. That means I tin comprehend, not to rush, do not grant parlor, let me in the side later on.
I bored, in the workshop in corner because a when, from the sack and plucked out a news point of outlook in the shop gate afresh. suddenly there was a boss who went to look backward me, stood nearby a security guard, he looked at me, patted my elbow and said: It was the employer, and you are still here he did not understand what merge miscellaneous. points of others,
UGG Roxy Tall, got off the call to bring the patient to go to the oral medicine, I gently into the room and gently wake up the patient to shoot, and simply say: Grandpa, up to steal food right!
45, final night boiled crab,
tod's outlet, the water boiled, I put the crab into the pot one by one. crab is very fresh, meddle with in the pan.
wife accidentally hit the good, not to see this, then covered their eyes can not hide behind me Look.
I relieved said: Allison, we are not too marble?
wife: ah ... ... ... ... salt of the do?
46, sitting today bus, there is a one-stop driver asked: Do not install the
48, Dragon Boat Festival is coming, the unit sent a box of milk and a bag of Shang Hao Thai rice, the unit of a petticoat colleague after go to help me help him move back home, to the downstairs, the colleagues I said: My husband was not at home, quickly! take more than, NND, the zone where there are many people that know me. he wanted to remind her not to call the: . My husband was not at home, quickly, and so worried now! : Students,
today, not class, school
50, four in the navel of the night a friend called to say the words: ask you what material. swear words written on periodical, it says that tomorrow, if you do not duplicate the contents of this paper 50 times to additional people, they would die is complicated to see so many more. to me that the students scared to go home to make a quick overnight copied 50. the next day to additional people, above all sent out a few, but then we know what it is, do not say he was fed to the paper, so the morning passed, and his hands also contrive several ten.
afternoon melody class the first lesson, the teacher happened to point to let him sing his appoint, saw his tearful boy stood up and said sadly: singing mood ah ....did not understand, but a strong sense of patriotism told he could not lose face in front of the Japanese, and he laughed and nodded blindly: br> 53, my wife and I play to the Reclining Buddha, his wife walk the road, so I carry her.
saw an old madame, serious to say: see you also read the book people. wife to illness alternatively early Hospital, Buddha is useless
54, the students voyage, reached the altitude, a special girl hurrahed at a time excitement: the motherland, ah, my mother! then a crush on this woman special boy hurrahed encouraging : motherland, ah, my wife's mother!
55, my house has been rented to a Japanese guest, an day, the guests hit me a call, with a not very fluent in Chinese, said: gas escaping out, could you help me multiplication it!
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