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Jonathon Fulcou
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« on: June 20, 2010, 04:58:38 PM »

Hi.

Hope you enjoy reading it.


A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I demonstrate you a really great trick, will you give me a cost-free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.

After the man completed his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I display you an even improved technique, will you give me no cost drinks for that rest of the evening?" The bartender agrees, thinking that no strategy could possibly be greater than the initial. The guy reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to perform the blues. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a modest bullfrog, who starts to sing along using the rat's music.

Whilst the guy is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and provides him $100,000.00 for your bullfrog. "Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale." The stranger increases the provide to $250,000.00 cash up front. "No," he insists, "he's not for sale." The stranger again raises the present, this time to $500,000.00 money. The man finally agrees, and turns the frog above towards the stranger in exchange for your funds.

"Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. "That frog could are already worth millions for you, and also you let him go for a mere $500,000!" "Don't worry about it." the guy answered. "The frog was really nothing unique. You see, the rat's a ventriloquist."

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