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« on: April 22, 2011, 06:13:08 AM »

Dear Mr. Wang:
 Hello,tod, I want to leave, I did not want to, merely my dad yesterday for protection fares being deduct from, and today tin not find the staff, they called me to take concern digit. Wang
 assure you I will not be chopping up the.
 While I was on the second year, but last year and the next level I have played a mini mighty, he was in fifth grade then, and eventually he was tugged into the hospital I played eight seaming probes,tod's handbags, alive in a week the hospital, then I was euthanasia, my dad said, with human looking for trouble, start have to be hard, so I follow the teachings of his father motherhood, brought to the hospital to small strong, so please recess insured that the teacher, I do not make you lose face.
 right, Wang reported namely if something bullies you my name, my appoint in this place, who heard, I have to respect one-third. If they do no give you face, you reported that my father's label, look Shui Gandong you.
 Wang, someone I assisted my dad would now come back after achieving school, if the principal came out and I'm not, you do not, and he said. Because yesterday was my dad who was president of the son of a bitch to hack with. Wang, do not worry, I memorize the words for you, step by step, a knife scar. I will not clutch
. If I did not come back among a two hour, please call the hospital distress Wang phone and called a few slips. Wang
 Please deem me, I will victorious return. I must help my father out of this tone, I believe you will be judge for the sound of my father, my father received a six thanks to protection money to live, and now some trouble, I have the Lulu Lian, and repeat it again , so that will tear off my source of proceeds .....
I went to ....
 
 
 
 
 ; ; ; ; comes the son of underworld boss The written apply for leave ;
 ;
 luck teller and Miss White: there will be two big waves of life.
 
 
 2. speeches woman teachers jeans zipper was opened, a girl stood up to remind: the pedagogue, you have not closed the door! educator waved: if it for a moment the headmaster absence to come visit
 
 
 3. marrying early in the a.m. the next day, the bride from the bridal compartment out of afflict, hand held on the wall, hand over his lower body, cursed:
 liar! What a liar! three annuals ahead marriage, said the savings, I thought it was money!
 
 
 4. the hospital beneath the shade of a tree, a pair of sweethearts kissing in hug. a doctor saw the last of the men said that : Will not be shrieked a mattress! ! Bed,cheapest mbt shoes! ! Damn it! Thanks and I came to and annihilated your mother to your non-
 
 
 
 7. adjacent to the vagina and anus, the vagina of the anus, said: One-Eyed Jacks and out of your does not help me, anal said: Every period it came, two grenades were hanging in my house, scared entire horrified me, which would dare to bring an end to ...?
 
 
 
 8. Emperor see concubine sorrowful seeing, Ji Zhao doctor, the attending surgeon after the prescription: brawny eight! Timor alien tour, Hui Gong, see Fei radiant, 8 svelte knees before the house of Han. Emperor: Who kneel down? physician: dregs!
 
 
 9. matron bought a banana, put above the back pockets behind the bus every now and then reaching back scratching. After a while, there is a youth man patted her shoulder: Miss, please let work I want to get off the
 
 
 
 10. family planning examine the countryside minister, asked the farmer: Why can not marry your cousin you know? l easy and aboveboard farmer smiled and answered: Relatives Well, Oh Oh Oh ... ... Oh, also versed, wrong start!
 
 
 11. ant wife married to a centipede, marriage night, inquired what feelings ant,supra for sale, ants pique Feng said: Bankai a leg is not, then 1 thigh is not Bankai ...... mother pull the legs of a night!
 
 
 12. Bulls voyage, fear of cows alone. then wondered: monkey cunning, cruel tiger, only the elephant and authentic. few days back
 Bulls reclaim his wife from the image. The afterward daytime the ox angrily: Bovine B big
 
 
 13. family maneuvering staff to to retard the work of a mountain village, found a solemn comeback, and asked the villagers: : the one window,Christian online, two doors, 26 years went into people. matchmaker said: foolish than stupid
 
 
 15. oilfield, a newly married couple. For a long sent a couplet The Union: current new drill new wells. Second line: the extra oil drilling deeper beyond. Streamer: more explicit ... loose. 【】 peruse separately from the Meiji
 
 
 
 16. Shandong Literacy , the teacher wrote on the blackboard, br>
 
 18. a peasant woman into the city equitable babysit landlords to clean up the bed and found a accustomed condom, I do not understand what, I asked the hostess.
 hostess to ask: you do not make Love it? responded the woman: for, but did not dress crazy ye are peeling out.
 
 
 
开心一下:
1.我不小心把“我爱你”误发给你了。如果你接受那就储存起来,如果你不接受,就把这三个字返发给我。
2.我觉得你真的不是个合格的朋友,你还是改行做我老婆吧!
3.玫瑰,你的;巧克力,你的;钻戒abercrombie & fitch ,你的;你,我的。
4.不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐得住干涸,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪tods online 都能收到短信,但是你做到了;也不是每个人都喜欢猪 ,但是我做到了
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